Arrr, matey! The fair, the foul, and the brain-bogglin' in the SCOTUS tale o' swabbin' the gender deck!
2024-12-05
Ahoy mateys! On the day o’ the week they call Wednesday, not a soul at the grand court dared bellow, “Making lasses fight fer their rights be the doom of their sports!” But mark me words, it surely would be! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ a court squabble that’d make even Davy Jones scratch his head! After the oral ruckus in the hullabaloo of United States v. Skrmetti, I reckon the wise judges will declare the Constitution’s equal protection clause as useless as a wooden leg in a storm when it comes to Tennessee’s law on minors and their fanciful "gender-affirming care." Chief Justice Roberts and his matey Kavanaugh seem averse to turnin’ the court into a medical tavern, which be a good sign, aye!But lo! Surprises aplenty! Justice Alito took a swing at the Biden crew, pokin’ at their claim of "overwhelming evidence" for transgender surgeries, while Kavanaugh played the diplomat, nodding to the arguments like a bobbin’ buoy. Justice Sotomayor, bless her heart, claimed that only "1%" o’ kids regret their decisions, though even the ACLU had to call her bluff! And what of Justice Gorsuch? Not a peep from that scallywag! He penned a previous decision stirrin’ up this whole mess, yet he sat silent as a shipwreck.
Now, here’s the kicker! Kavanaugh raised a mighty question about women’s sports, and while the Biden crew shrugged off the implications, not a single justice seemed to grasp the storm brewin’ on the horizon. So, batten down the hatches, me hearties! We’ve got a rough sea ahead in this legal battle, as the court grapples with the weighty matter of gender and sports—and the fate of fair play hangs in the balance!