The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A mighty shake rocks Northern California, and the briny deep be risin'—batten down the hatches, ye scallywags!"

2024-12-05

Avast, me hearties! A mighty quake o' 7.0 shook the shores o' Northern California! The ground be rumblin' near Petrolia, matey! And beware, for a tidal wave be comin' to crash upon the coast—from San Fran to Oregon, keep yer sea legs ready! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of tremblin’ earth and surgin’ waves! On the fateful Thursday of yore, a fearsome quake of 7.0 magnitudes did shake the very bones of Northern California, as the wise sages of the United States Geological Survey be reportin’!

The epicenter, ye ask? 'Twas near Petrolia, in the wild and rugged lands of Humboldt County! A place where the ground be as restless as a scallywag in a tavern! But hold yer horses, for the news ain't done yet—along with the earth's mighty shakin’, a fearsome tsunami warning be issued! Aye, that be right! A wall o’ water be threatenin’ the coastal lands from Davenport, California, to the far reaches of Douglas/Lane Line in Oregon!

Even the great city of San Francisco be keepin’ a weathered eye on the horizon! So, me hearties, take heed! The National Tsunami Warning Center be keepin’ a watchful gaze, as this warning shall hang around like a barnacle on a ship’s hull until further notice!

So, batten down the hatches, hold fast to yer rum, and prepare fer a rollickin’ adventure on the high seas of uncertainty! Arrr!

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