Arrr, Musk an’ Ramaswamy be chattin’ 'bout their treasure map for DOGE with the landlubbers in Congress!
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! On the day o' Thursday, them scallywags Musk and Ramaswamy parleyed with the landlubbers in Congress 'bout a new crew calls the “Department of Government Efficiency.” They be schemin’ to trim the ranks and test the bounds o' Trump’s treasure chest! Aye, the seas be wild with talk!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about two scallywags of the tech seas, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, who be parleyin’ with the fine folks of Congress on a fine Thursday morn. Under the watchful eye of Captain Trump, they be settin' sail for a grand venture dubbed the “Department of Government Efficiency.” Aye, it be a fancy name for a crew lookin’ to trim the fat from the federal ship!These buccaneers be eyein' to shrink the ranks of those landlubbers workin’ for the government, a bold plan indeed! But ho, there be a storm brewin’ on the horizon as they seek to test the very boundaries of ol’ Trump’s power to control the treasure, or as ye landlubbers call it, the spendin’!
Picture it, if ye will: a band of merry techies and politicos, schemin’ away in their hidden coves, all while the rest of the world be raisin’ an eyebrow! Will they find gold in their endeavors, or will they be left with naught but empty chests? Only time will tell, but for now, it be a right jolly good show! Avast, me hearty, let’s watch this tale unfold!