"Avast! Trump be quenching Biden's fiery treasure chest o' misfortune, while Dems be tryin' to claim the booty!"
2024-12-06
Arrr, matey! Trump be settin' sail to liberate the good ship America from Biden's stormy seas o' regulations, boostin' the treasure chest of growth and energizin' the sails! Farewell to the scallywags of overreach, and let the doubloons flow like a fine rum! Aye, lower them energy costs, savvy?
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the Democrats, those scallywags, who be takin' credit for a fine treasure they didn’t find! A recent tale in Time claims not to give ol' Trump credit fer the Biden economy, which be a smolderin' heap o' barnacles no one wants to claim! Aye, it’s as if they be tryin' to hoist the Jolly Roger of success over a shipwreck!Back in the day, Trump took the helm of a stagnant vessel, trapped in the fetters of big government. By slashin' taxes and regulations, he set sail towards a bounteous bounty, leavin’ behind the oppressive fog of Obama’s rule. Yet, here come the Democrats, tryin' to chart the course back to glory and claim the spoils of success that be rightfully Trump’s!
But alas! With Biden at the wheel, the ship's takin’ on water—debt’s ballooned to a monstrous $36 trillion, and inflation be scarin' the crew! As they spend like drunken sailors, the real crew—those hard-workin' folk—be feelin' the pinch.
So, when Trump sets sail to fix this tattered economy, let it be known: Democrats will deserve no credit, and in a fair seas, they’ll be walkin’ the plank, not baskin' in the sun of prosperity! Arrr!