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Arrr, matey! Musk be the lone treasure-giver to the PAC, claimin’ Ginsburg be chattin' with Trump 'bout them baby troubles!

2024-12-06

Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be the lone gold-slinger fer a PAC claimin’ ol’ Justice Ginsburg be chattin’ up Trump ‘bout his opinions on the fair maidens’ rights! He plundered 20.5 million doubloons! Their banner reads, “great minds think alike,” as if they be swappin’ grog on the high seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag named Elon Musk, a buccaneer of the modern world! This swashbuckler, with coin in his treasure chest, be the sole provider o’ doubloons fer a curious crew known as the RBG PAC. Aye, ye heard it right, the ol' RBG herself, the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, be roped into supportin' the jolly President-elect Donald Trump’s views on the wicked business of abortion!

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