Arrr, matey! Trump be steerin’ the ship to fixin’ those scallywags, and they’ll be coughin’ up their doubloons!
2024-12-06
Arrr, matey! After four long years o' Biden-Harris lettin' the scallywags sail in, it be time for Trump to hoist the sails and mend this here immigration mess! Aye, let’s tax the doubloons they be sendin’ to their homeland—make ‘em pay for the rum and ruckus, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! Our swashbucklin’ Sen. John Thune from South Dakota be takin’ the helm as the Senate majority leader, and he declares that defense and border security be the first booty to plunder when Congress sets sail in January. Aye, he’s lookin’ to strike fast like a cannonball with the House using the reconciliation process!Now, Thune’s got a grand idea to tax the remittances from illegal scallywags, aye! With Biden’s open borders lettin’ in more than 16 million wayward souls, them landlubbers be costin’ us a pretty penny, 'bout $151 billion a year in taxpayer doubloons. The folk of Chicago and New York be raisin’ a ruckus over the burden of these uninvited mateys plunderin’ our resources.
Thune be suggestin’ a hefty 50% tax on the gold these illegal sailors be sendin’ back to their homelands. If we tax ‘em right, we could haul in $23 billion! No more free rides on this ship, I say! So, hoist yer sails, for come early 2025, Congress might just be settin’ new rules to keep our treasury safe and our borders secure! Yarrr!