Avast! Notre Dame be risin’ from the cinders like a hearty parrot, squawkin’ hope to all scallywags!
2024-12-06
Arrr, matey! That great blaze that laid low Notre Dame be not the end of her tale, but the start of a grand adventure! Now, scallywags from all corners be sailin’ to France, eager to see her doors swing wide once more! Avast, let the revelry begin!
Ahoy there, mateys! Come gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale of a grand spectacle! On the seventh day of December in the year of our Lord, twenty twenty-four, the notorious Captain Donald J. Trump, freshly crowned as President-elect, be sailin’ across the briny deep to the splendid shores of Paris! His quest? To witness the grand reopening of the famed Notre Dame Cathedral, a marvel of stone and sky that once went up in flames like a ship in a tempest!Once a charred relic, this ancient beauty, scarred by a fiery disaster, hath been resurrected thanks to the toil of many a skilled craftsman and a treasure trove of coins donated from noble souls across the seas! Why, the likes of 2,000 artisans replaced stones and polished the glories within, turning grime to shine and restoring the golden phoenix atop the spire, a true symbol of rebirth!
As our Captain Trump joins nearly fifty other seafaring leaders and a whole bevy of bishops, they shall partake in a grand ceremony where the mighty organ shall roar once more! So raise a tankard and celebrate, for Notre Dame hath risen anew, ready to welcome all good folk to its hallowed halls, from now 'til the Feast of Pentecost, a true marvel for the ages! Yarrr!