"Ahoy! David Marcus be sayin’ Trump’s grand show at Notre Dame be raisin’ America and the West from Davy Jones’ locker!"
2024-12-07
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be sayin' that President-elect Trump’s voyage to Notre Dame be proof he’s sailin’ the ship again, even if ol’ Biden be clueless as a landlubber on a stormy night! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of flames and follies! Just over five trips ’round the sun, the world be watchin’ in dread as the grand Notre Dame Cathedral burst into fiery chaos, a symbol of Christendom reduced to ash and embers. But fret not, for this past weekend, on the banks of the Seine, that ol' beauty rises like a phoenix, ready to guide the faithful once more!And who be there to celebrate? None other than our man Trump, the captain of controversy, back in Europe after his latest election win! Aye, he may not be sworn in yet, but already the ship of state seems to be settlin' fer smoother waters. Even ol’ Trudeau be beggin' for mercy from Trump's tariff wrath!
In Ukraine, where chaos be the order of the day, talks of peace be brewing, while back in Congress, Musk and Ramaswamy be charm'in the pants off both parties, seekin' to cut down the bloated government. Meanwhile, the soon-to-be president’s cabinet be takin’ shape despite the squawkin’ of the liberal flock!
As Biden's presidency sinks deeper than a ship with a hole in its hull, the Trump ship sails onward! With a spry Notre Dame behind him, Trump sets his sights on repairin’ the good ol' U.S.A. in the years to come. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, and it seems things be lookin’ up on this grand voyage! Arrr!