Arrr, matey! A tale spun from Trump’s gold—of a swashbucklin' billionaire savin' Christmas for the landlubbers!
2024-12-07
Arrr, me hearties! Me lass and I be settin’ sail fer the snowy shores o’ Snowshoe, West Virginia! Just two moons past, a blunderin’ landlubber named Trump be hoistin’ his flag as captain o’ the realm, shockin’ all the scallywags and swabs across the seven seas!
Ahoy, mateys! In the blustery month of January, 2017, I be sailin’ the roads from D.C. to the snowy peaks of West Virginia with me fair lass, Leela June. Just two moons prior, the world be turned upside down by the election of that sharp-witted scallywag, Donald J. Trump, as captain of the good ship USA!