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"Arrr! Netflix be replayin’ that jolly ol’ tale o' the great 2015 jailbreak, sparkin’ a ruckus among landlubbers!"

2024-12-07

Arrr, matey! Netflix be resurrectin' a fine tale from 2018, "Escape at Dannemora," sparkin' a ruckus o' interest in a New York jailbreak! Aye, but what bequirks this caper? The scallywags had some sneaky landlubbers helpin' ‘em from within! A right merry mess, it be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of daring escapades from yon Clinton Correctional Facility, a decade past, yet still ticklin’ the fancies of landlubbers! A true-crime yarn, "Escape at Dannemora," be afoot, starring the likes of Patricia Arquette, makin’ waves on Netflix like a mighty sea squall.

In the quaint village of Dannemora, two scallywags, Richard Matt and David Sweat, hatched a nefarious plot with the help of a fair wench named Joyce “Tilly” Mitchell. These rascals, sentenced for dastardly deeds, found themselves in the so-called “Honor Block”—a curious place where they cooked and painted instead of plottin’ their escape!

With sneaky blades and a penchant for mischief, they chiseled away at the walls, while the guards napped like a crew in a drunken stupor! On a fateful June night in 2015, they slipped away, but alas, their freedom was short-lived. Matt met his end at the hands of the law, while Sweat was caught and sent back to the slammer, servin’ life without parole. As fer Tilly, she’s free now after a brief stint in the brig. So raise yer tankards to this wild caper, where the sea of misfortune swallows the foolish, and the clever may yet prevail!

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