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Arrr, Trump be sayin' let the scallywags in Syria tussle without our mighty sails meddlin'! Ha!

2024-12-07

Arrr, President Trump be sayin’ on the morrow, “Nay, mateys! This scuffle in Syria be not our battle!” As he sipped rum in Paris, he declared the salty landlubber Assad ain't worthy of our aid. So hoist the sails and leave that mess to the landlubbers!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The captain o' the ship, President-elect Donald Trump, be makin' waves with his words! Aye, on a fine Saturday, he be hollerin' from afar, sayin' the good ol' United States should steer clear o' gettin' all tangled up in the ruckus o' Syria. He be cryin' out, “THIS BE NOT OUR FIGHT!” as if he be warnin' off a scallywag lookin' to plunder his treasure!

As he be havin' a jolly good time in the city of lights, Paris, celebratin' the reopening of Notre Dame, he took a moment to weigh in on the skirmishin’ rebels chargin’ towards the capital’s doors like a crew o’ unruly buccaneers! He, with the confidence of a captain at sea, proclaimed that Bashar Assad, the villain of the tale, be not worthy o' any support from the U.S. crew. Nay, he said, let the winds of fortune blow a different way for that scoundrel!

So there ye have it, me hearties! The winds be shiftin', and our captain be resolute in keepin' his ship far from those troubled waters. Let us raise our tankards to a fight we shan't partake in!

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