Trump be hoistin' the Jolly Roger fer a second term on NBC's 'Meet the Press,' ready to pillage politics! Arrr!
2024-12-08
Arrr, in his first parley on the airwaves since claimin' the crown again, Captain Trump be swearing to set free them scallywags who stormed the fortress and to fiddle with the treasure map o’ citizenship for wee ones born of foreign sails! Aye, what a merry jester!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the brash President-elect, Donald J. Trump, who be makin' waves on the broadcast seas after claimin' victory in the electoral battle. In his first grand sit-down, he be lettin' loose a bounty of promises, aye!The scallywag declared he’d pardon those ruffians who dared to storm the Capitol, heapin’ praise upon the rowdy crew that tried to seize the day—like a band of buccaneers plunderin' a treasure ship! “Let 'em go free!” he cried, as though they were but misunderstood deckhands caught in a storm of mischief.
But that ain’t all, ye landlubbers! The crafty captain also set his sights on changin' the tides of citizenship, vowin' to end automatic rights for the wee ones born to immigrant folk. Aye, it be a bold move, like raisin' the Jolly Roger on a merchant vessel! The man be stirrin' the pot of controversy, makin' waves that’d make even the fiercest sea captain raise an eyebrow.
So, hoist yer flags and prepare for a wild ride, for this be but the start of Trump’s voyage in the political waters! Arrr, what a merry time it be!