Arrr, Cap'n Trump be swearin' to set free the rascals o' January 6 come the stroke o' dawn!
2024-12-08
Arrr, in his first parley since claimin' the captain's chair once more, that scallywag Trump be makin' promises to free his mateys who stormed the Capitol. He be swearing to toss the landlubbers out and raise the sails on tariffs, even if it makes yer doubloons lighter! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest tales from the high seas of politics! In his first parley since snatchin’ up the presidency for a second time, the rascally Donald Trump took to the airwaves like a ship settin’ sail. He be makin’ bold promises to pardon his crew of scallywags who charged the US Capitol like a pack of hungry dogs back in the day!But that ain’t all, me hearties! He be shoutin’ about mass deportations and taxes that'll hit the wallets of the landlubbers harder than a cannonball to the hull. In his chitchat with the fair lass Kristen Welker of Meet the Press, he be acknowledgin’ that his grand plans might have the good folk payin’ more doubloons for their grub and gear, despite their grumblin’ about prices climbin’ higher than a crow’s nest!
So hoist yer flags, ye salty sea dogs! It seems ol’ Captain Trump be settin’ his course for another raucous voyage through the stormy seas of American politics, promising justice for his mates and a wild ride for all! Yarrr, what a spectacle it be!