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"Ahoy! Jonathan Turley be sayin’ Democrats be dressin’ wee scallywags in Antifa rags—thinkin’ it be a jolly jest!"

2024-12-08

Arrr, me hearties! Liberals be settin' sail on a merry holiday, invitin' a wee bit o' political ruckus into their quarters! Avast! There be no peace nor quiet nights while them contrary opinions be spoutin'! 'Tis a jolly hullabaloo, fer sure!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the latest caper from the scallywags at Crooked Media, the crew of erstwhile Obama mates! Aye, they be offerin’ up a bundle of Antifa apparel fit for the wee babes and toddlers—onesies and T-shirts, mark ye! It be the perfect loot fer those who wish to raise mischief and mayhem, proclaiming their allegiance to political rowdiness whilst claimin’ it be all in good fun!

Now, ye might wonder what foul wind hath blown this nonsense upon us. These landlubbers be sellin’ Antifa gear like it be the finest treasure! A spokesperson even declared, “All toddlers be Antifa until their souls be crushed by capitalism!” Har har, what a jolly notion! But lo, it seems the liberal crew faces no backlash fer supportin’ a band of ruffians infamous for their unruly antics against those who dare speak against 'em.

With Antifa's history rooted deep in the anarchist seas, they be a movement at odds with free speech, sayin’ “Nay” to the classic saying of tolerance. So hoist yer Antifa onesies high, me mateys, as ye embark on a festive voyage filled with political chaos! But beware, for this be a treacherous tide, and 'tis not the season to be celebratin’ such unruliness! Arrr!

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