"Avast, matey! Andrew McCarthy be claimin' the judge and prosecutor be jestin' with justice in the case o' subway savior Daniel Penny!"
2024-12-08
Arrr, me hearties! Legal buccaneer Andrew McCarthy be weighin' anchor on Friday's shenanigans in the Daniel Penny skirmish. Prepare ye for a stormy Monday, full o' twists and jests that'll make even Davy Jones chuckle! Avast, stay tuned for the jolly jibes!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Daniel Penny, a valiant Marine veteran, who found himself in a pickle thanks to Manhattan's wily district attorney, Alvin Bragg. Our Daniel, trying to defend innocent folk from the threatening antics of one Jordan Neely, is now a prey for the courts, facing charges as if he were a scallywag of the highest order!