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Arrr, matey! Apple be sailin’ the seas of delay, promise a MacBook for surf’n the web by 2026, ye say!

2024-12-09

Arrr, when the stars align and the doubloons ain't too many, it be said that Apple be settin' sail with a 5G modem aboard their Macs! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for speedy downloads, me hearties!

Arrr, matey! Apple be sailin’ the seas of delay, promise a MacBook for surf’n the web by 2026, ye say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of Apple, that scallywag of the tech seas, who be ponderin' a 5G modem fer their fine Mac contraptions! Aye, it be true that the fruit company be investigatin' this treasure, but ye best not hold yer breath, fer it shan’t be makin' port until 2026 at the earliest, if not longer!

Picture it, ye landlubbers: MacBooks sailin' the high seas of mobile broadband, no longer tethered to those cursed public Wi-Fi spots or yer trusty iPhone lifeboats! The word comes from the infamous tech oracle, Mark Gurman, who claims Apple be readyin’ a custom-built modem to swab Qualcomm's deck. But fret not, they’ll be testing it on lower-end devices first, like a seasoned captain in search of calmer waters.

Why the long wait, ye ask? Blame it on the gold pieces Apple be payin' to Qualcomm for their modems. Aye, with their own 5G chip, they’ll be cuttin’ costs faster than a pirate can draw a cutlass! But beware, mateys, not every Mac will sport this shiny new feature—only the bold shall venture with 5G, and it won’t be on entry-level models! So, keep yer eyes peeled, fer the future of portable piracy awaits!

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