The Booty Report

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Avast ye! Behold the Plant Hacker conjurin’ blooms unlike any that’ve tickled a pirate’s nose before! Arrr!

2024-12-09

Arrr! Young Sebastian Cocioba, a scallywag of a biotechnologist, be hackin' plants to fill his treasure chest for college! Now, from his hidden lair on Long Island, he aims to share his wizardry of gene-jiggerin' with all ye landlubbers! Ahoy, let the plant plunder commence!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' one Sebastian Cocioba, a biotechnologist who found himself in a bit o' a pickle! Aye, instead o' plunderin' the high seas, this scallywag be hackin’ away at plants to fill his coffers for college. Aye, ye heard it right! He be usin' them fancy tools o’ genetic engineering to tinker with nature’s bounty right from the comfort o’ his humble abode on Long Island!

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