Arrr, the King's men be sendin' their cannonballs flyin' at those scallywags in Syria now that al-Assad’s belly up!
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o’ the United States be sayin’ they unleashed a tempest of cannon fire upon them scallywags o’ ISIL in Syria. With al-Assad’s ship sunk, they be hittin’ over 75 marks to keep them rascals from plunderin’ the seas o' power! Avast, ye brigands!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! 'Twas the United States, wieldin’ their mighty cannons from the skies, who declared they be takin’ aim at the scallywags known as ISIL, or ISIS for ye landlubbers. They be sayin’ they launched more than 75 thunderin’ strikes, targetin’ the ne’er-do-wells, their leaders, and their hidey-holes in the sands of Syria!Aye, it seems that the mighty ship of Bashar al-Assad’s government be sinkin’ faster than a cannonball to the depths! With the captain no longer at the helm, the US be makin’ sure that them ruffians don’t take advantage o’ the chaos, lest they plunder and pillage like the pirates they be. CENTCOM, the good folks keepin’ an eye from above, made it clear that they won’t let these rogues run amok.
So, there ye have it! A fine tale of airships and cannon fire, as the brave souls of the US try to keep the seas clear of villainy! Let it be known, the seas of Syria be fraught with danger, but fear not! For the winds of justice be blowin’ strong, and the pirates of ISIL shall be met with a storm of retribution!