“Arrr! China be givin’ the ol’ trade wind a mighty shove! But fear not, Trump be the ship to right her!”
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! China be swindlin' the good ol' US, causin’ over 4 million scallywags to walk the plank of joblessness! We’ve lost a treasure trove o’ $600 billion in clever ideas each year! Trump, time to hoist the Jolly Roger and scuttle that wretched deal, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about that scallywag known as the Chinese Communist Party, which hath plundered yon American shores of jobs and treasures galore! By their own treacherous deeds, they’ve cast aside their favored trade status with the good ol’ U.S. of A. With the help of fine fellows like Secretary Rubio and Senator Hawley, we be ready to hoist the sails on a grand repeal of their Permanent Normal Trade Relations. Aye, we be cutting the economic ties that bind us!Back in the year 2000, our leaders, bless their hearts, thought giving China a free pass would lead to a fairer world. Yet instead of freedom, the Chinese folk found chains and the Party grew meaner than a hungry shark! With over 4 million jobs lost to their ruthless ways and an estimated $600 billion in treasures stolen each year, it’s high time we took back what’s ours!
As we prepare to raise the flags of tariffs—35% on their trifles and a full 100% on their most cunning goods—we shall use the riches from these duties to fortify our fleets and clean the barnacles off our economy. No more shall we allow those brigands to sail away with our bounty! Together with President Trump and the new Congress, we’ll rewrite the rules of engagement with China, creating jobs and securing our shores once more! Yarrr!