Arrr, Biden be tossin' gold at 'misinformation' scrolls! The tales be twistier than a Kraken’s tentacle, I swear!
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! The grand caper o' the Biden-Harris crew be a right scallywag of misinformation! It spread wider than the seven seas and plundered a treasure o' $267 million! Blimey! Who knew they could swindle so much doubloon? Aye, it be a hullabaloo, fer sure!
Avast ye scallywags! A jolly band of landlubbers known as Open the Books has hoisted the sails on a grand report, revealing that since the year of our Lord 2021, the Biden administration hath plundered hundreds of millions from the coffers of the good taxpayers for a mighty curious quest: the hunt for "misinformation." Aye, this be a staggering rise o'er the paltry sum spent during the Trump era, where but a meager handful of doubloons—$6.72 million—was tossed to the sea of misinformation research.As the tale unfolds, the Biden crew hath thrown at least $267 million into this curious endeavor, raising the Jolly Roger of concern for civil liberties and free speech, especially on the treacherous waters of social media. These funds be used not only to spy on the thoughts of ye citizens but also to craft scurrilous reports against their foes, like the blaggard Trump.
With the likes of the University of Pennsylvania being paid to track the social media mischief of the masses, one must ponder: are we sailing into an Orwellian storm? The government, with its endless gold, should not be dictating what be truth or falsehoods, lest we find ourselves in a world where free speech goes down to Davy Jones’ locker! So, hoist the flags of freedom, mateys, and let us demand the end of such nonsense!