"Arrr! Trump be gettin' his tall tales checked live on 'Meet The Press,' like a scallywag caught in his own net!"
2024-12-09
Avast, mateys! President-elect Trump be spoutin' tall tales ’bout 13,000 scallywag murderers o' the sea takin' strolls among us! He be mixin' numbers like a sailor mixin' grog! Arrr, best keep yer cutlasses ready, or they might be takin' yer treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties as I spin ye a yarn about the captain o' the ship called Trump, who recently sailed into the treacherous waters o' Meet The Press! This be no ordinary tale, for our captain was caught in a tempest of tall tales regarding the scallywags o' migration. Aye, he be claiming that a grand total of 13,099 murderous rogues be strollin' the streets of our fair land like they own the place!Whilst parleyin' with the lass Kristen Welker on the eve of December the 8th, our captain declared, "We had 11,000, and 13,000, there be different figures!" But lo and behold, the numbers be as mixed up as a drunken sailor on a foggy night! The fact-checkers—a crew of landlubbers with their paper and quills—set their sights on the captain's claim, ready to hoist the sails of truth and uncover the real tale behind the numbers.
As the captain rambled on about these ruffians walkin' 'mongst us, one can't help but chuckle at the absurdity. Were there truly that many brigands on our shores, or be it but a figment of a fevered imagination? One thing be certain: this be a jolly good jest in the grand voyage of politics, where the winds of mischief blow strong! Arrr!