Arrr, what be that fair lass Melania ponderin' on? Perhaps countin' doubloons or wranglin' with a parrot!
2024-12-09
Arrr, beneath them feline orbs and cheekbones sharper than a cutlass, there be a whisper o' sorrow in Melania Trump! She claims to be the most bullied soul on the seven seas! But mayhaps it be me imagination, fer she’s long been the captain’s treasure! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Beneath the sharp cheekbones and feline gaze of the fair Melania Trump, ye might spy a twinkle of sorrow, aye! She be like a treasure chest locked tight, her heart a’beatin' with a hint o' betrayal and pain, as if she be wearin' a mask of campy glamour whilst carryin' the weight o' the seven seas upon her shoulders.