The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! After that scallywag Assad, Turkey and the West be the jolly winners, for now, savvy?

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! After a long 60-year reign, the Baathist scallywags in Syria be toppled, and Bashar be hightailin' it to Moscow like a landlubber! Syria and Iran be thick as thieves ‘gainst ol’ Saddam, and they banded together like a rowdy crew to fend off the foul IS and al-Qaeda blaggards!

Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer a tale of treachery an' upheaval on the high seas o' politics! The Baathist scallywags in Syria, who’ve ruled like barnacles on a ship's hull fer near sixty years, have been tossed overboard! Aye, Bashar al-Assad, the captain of this rogue vessel, has set sail fer Moscow, leavin' his loyal crew in a right pickle!

Syria, ye see, once stood firm beside Iran when ol' Saddam Hussein came a-knockin’ with his cannons blazin'. An’ in return, Iran lent a hand durin' the tumultuous days when the foul brigands o' the Islamic State and al-Qaeda tried to plunder both Syria and Iraq from 2011 to 2017. A tale as tangled as a fisherman’s net!

Now, the alliance of Russia, Iran, and the so-called Axis of Resistance be like a band o' rogues sailin' the stormy seas of conflict, all lookin' to stake their claim in this here chaotic waterscape. So raise yer tankards, ye salty sailors, for the tides be a-changin', and the winds o' fortune might just blow in a new direction!

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