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Arrr, matey! Zachary Levi be sayin’ he ain't sunk after Trump’s nod; he sails on, full o’ wind!

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! Actor Zachary Levi be standin' tall fer his support o' Captain Trump’s voyage to the White House, sayin' he faced no scallywag consequences fer his choice. Aye, must be the wind in his sails blowin' favorably, or perhaps he be just a lucky barnacle!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as we be hearin' the tale of Zachary Levi, the swashbucklin' star of "Shazam!" who be spoutin' his support fer President-elect Donald Trump on the raucous seas of Bill Maher’s "Club Random." Levi boldly declared his choice for captain of the ship during a Trump shindig in Michigan, proclaimin’ a grand mission to "take back this country." With fervor, he rallied the crew, sayin', "Trump be the man!" even while Maher jested about the madness of the whole circus.

While the seas be tumultuous, Levi claimed his endorsement hasn't sunk his career ship, sayin' that he still be sailin' full steam ahead with his projects. He shared that during the Trump years, the waters were calmer—borders secured, economies prospering, and crime takin' a tumble. Aye, he acknowledged that Trump be no saint, but he argued those four years were better than the present stormy waters under Biden's reign.

As the conversation flowed like rum, Levi noted how Maher be a kindred spirit, standin’ firm against the woke whirlpool. So raise yer tankards to a pirate actor who sails against the tide, still chasin' treasure in the Hollywood seas, unaware of any backlash that may come his way! Yarrr!

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