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Arrr! Ketanji be settin' sail fer Broadway, takin' a wee stroll on stage fer just one night, savvy?

2024-12-10

Arrr, mateys! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson be makin’ a grand, one-time jaunt upon the stage of the fine musical “& Juliet” this Saturday night! Prepare yer grog and yer belly laughs, for a night o' swashbucklin’ fun awaits ye! Aye, it be a sight fer sore eyes!

Arrr! Ketanji be settin' sail fer Broadway, takin' a wee stroll on stage fer just one night, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a grand spectacle on the high seas of Broadway! This Saturday night, the illustrious Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson be makin' her debut in the hit musical “& Juliet,” a tale spun from the minds of them theater folk, where the lass Juliet don’t meet her watery grave. Aye, she be the first Black female supreme judge to tread the boards, a true treasure of a moment!

In a role shrouded in mystery, this one-night-only affair shall take place at the Stephen Sondheim Theater, where after the curtains fall, she’ll parley with the audience, perhaps sharin' tales of her journey from a humble Miami lass to the lofty heights of justice. In her memoir, she confessed that it was her dream to dance upon the stage — a fine ambition for a lass with a love for the dramatic!

Now, let it be known that while Justice Jackson be makin' history, she ain’t the first of her kind to grace a stage. The late Ruth Bader Ginsburg did a jig as the Duchess of Krakenthorp, but this be a different voyage altogether! So, hoist the sails and prepare for an evenin' of laughter, song, and a dash of judicial flair! Yarrr!

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