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Arrr, Trump be swearin’ to toss birthright citizenship overboard! But can he hoist the flag on that folly?

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain Trump be swearin' to scuttle birthright citizenship, tryin' to keep the land lubbers at bay and twistin' the very essence of bein' American! But beware, for legal sharks be lurkin' in the waters, ready to bite! Aye, it’s been sailin' for ages!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics! Our new captain, President-elect Donald Trump, be makin’ a ruckus, vowin’ to scuttle the ol’ birthright citizenship rule as soon as he hoists the sails o’ office! Aye, he be lookin’ to tighten the ropes on immigration and rechart what it means to be a true American, savvy?

But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! Any attempt to halt this here policy be likelier to sink than a leaky ship in a storm! Birthright citizenship be the law of the land, meanin’ any wee lass or lad born on these shores be a full-fledged American—no ifs, ands, or buts about it! This be a tradition as old as me grandmother’s treasure map, aye!

So, while Captain Trump be puffin’ up his chest, sayin’ he’ll change the game, he might find himself tangled in a net of legal troubles faster than a fish could swim! The court be a tempestuous beast, and once the wind be blowin’, it’s hard to steer the ship in a new direction, ye see? Let’s raise a tankard to the comin' storm, and may the best crew prevail in this jolly ol’ hullabaloo!

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