Arrr! Trump be swearin' to sink birthright citizenship, but me hearties in the GOP be doubtin' the treasure map!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be swearing to sink birthright citizenship like a ship in a storm! But lo, the 14th Amendment be standin' tall like a mighty mast, and the legal scallywags be thinkin' he can't just order it away! Even some of his crew be raisin' eyebrows! Ha ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the mighty Captain Trump, who be makin’ a grand vow to scuttle birthright citizenship like a ship caught in a tempest! Aye, this here task be fraught with peril, as the 14th Amendment be standin’ tall like a lighthouse, grantin’ citizenship to all wee scallywags born on these shores.The ol' sea dogs in the legal crew be shakin’ their heads, thinkin’ that the captain can’t just toss this right overboard with a mere executive order, no sir! He be hollerin’ about it during his campaign and even on that magic box they call “Meet the Press.” But, lo and behold, the winds of skepticism blow even amongst his own crew, like a squall brewin’ on the horizon!
Florida’s own Governor and other Republican mates be raisin’ their eyebrows, wonderin’ if this grand plan be but a mirage in the desert of political ambition. So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for this battle over citizenship promises to be a rip-roarin’ adventure full o’ legal krakens and party squabbles! Arrr!