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Arrr, Corey Lewandowski be chattin' with Newsmax 'bout scrapplin' birthright citizenship—what a jolly legal conundrum, matey!

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! Corey Lewandowski, the crafty adviser to Captain Trump, be spoutin’ on Newsmax that endin’ birthright citizenship be a "curious legal riddle." Cap'n Trump be claimin’ that any wee scallywag born of landlubbers here be no longer a citizen, savvy? A right jolly conundrum, that be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Corey Lewandowski, a trusty adviser to the President-elect, Donald Trump, who be spoutin' on the airwaves of Newsmax about a conundrum most curious: birthright citizenship! Aye, it be a matter of law that has the scallywags scratchin' their heads in wonder.

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