"Behold the scallywag filmmaker who swears he’s turned Tulsi Gabbard into a true believer of the wild seas!"
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! The curious case o’ Tulsi Gabbard be baffle'in the lot, once a Democratic lass, now a Trump swabber! Blame it on that scallywag Mikki Willis, a film-maker o’ fanciful tales, claimin' long friendship! From Sanders to Trump’s crew, ‘tis a right jolly sailin’ indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a lass named Tulsi Gabbard, once a fierce Democratic congresswoman and presidential contender, now sailin’ the seas of support fer the one they call Donald Trump! Aye, the change be confoundin’ many a landlubber, scratchin’ their heads like a parrot on a perch.But fear not, fer the infamous Mikki Willis, a scallywag of a filmmaker known fer his tall tales and conspiracy-laden tales, be spillin’ the beans! This rascal claims to have been a faithful matey of Gabbard fer over a decade. With a twist of fate more curious than a kraken's dance, he hints that our dear Tulsi be shiftin’ her sails from the good ship Bernie Sanders to the treacherous waters of Trump’s crew!
Now, some savvy souls ponder if this transformation be naught but a clever ruse, or if she be truly seekin’ the captain’s chair at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. Whatever the case, the seas be turbulent, and the crew be wonderin’, “What be next on this rogue’s voyage?” So hoist the sails and hold onto yer hats, fer the political winds be blowin’ wild in these parts!