Arrr, me hearties! Here’s what be sparking Trump’s latest jest about Canada bein’ a mere state, ye scallywags!
2024-12-10
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be jestin’ on the social seas, claimin’ Canada be but a state and Trudeau a governor! “Had a grand feast with Governor Justin o’ the Great State o’ Canada! Can’t wait to parley on treasure tariffs! Spectacular spoils await us, me hearties!” he be sayin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of political jestin’! Our captain of controversy, President-elect Donald Trump, be spoutin’ tall tales on the wide web, claimin’ Canada be not a separate land, but rather a grand ol' state! Aye, he did share a hearty meal with none other than Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, whom he fancifully dubbed “Governor of the Great State of Canada.”With a wink and a grin fit fer a buccaneer, Trump declared, “I can’t wait to parley with me fine Governor once more, to chart the course o’ Tariffs and Trade!” ‘Twas a jest so rich, ye could drown in it! The results of their merry discussions, he professed, would surely be “truly spectacular fer all!” Oh, the mirth!
Picture it now: Trump and Trudeau swappin’ tales over roast beast and tankards of grog, discussin' how to fill their coffers with doubloons whilst shiverin’ timbers all around! This be a fine jest, me mateys, showin’ how the winds of politics can blow in curious directions—sometimes flatterin' and sometimes downright ludicrous! So, raise yer flagons high, fer the world of politics be a wild sea indeed!