Arrr! Yankees snatch a mighty arm, as they be sinkin’ in the Soto seas! Aye, what a jolly jest!
2024-12-10
Arrr, me hearties! The Yankees be settin' sail on an eight-year treasure of 218 million doubloons for lefty Max Fried, after bein' all at sea missin' the catch o' Juan Soto! Aye, 'tis a fine haul, if ye ask this ol' sea dog!
Ahoy, me hearties! The mighty New York Yankees be makin’ waves, fer they’ve lost the shiny treasure known as Juan Soto to them scallywags across the bay. Fear not, fer the Yanks be hittin’ the seas of fortune with a grand deal fer the left-handed buccaneer, Max Fried, worth a staggering $218 million over eight years! Arrr, that be a record-breaking haul for a portside pitcher!Fried, the ace of the Atlanta Braves, hath proven his worth with a fine 3.23 ERA in 2024 and a career mark of 3.07—verily a fine addition to the crew! Though he be turnin’ 31 soon, the Yanks’ ship be boastin’ one of the best rotations in all the land, keepin’ Fried from the clutches of the rival Boston Red Sox.
With Fried now sailin’ alongside Gerrit Cole, the crew also be lookin’ to fill other gaps, such as the infield and left field. Rumors swirl like a tempest about targets like Nolan Arenado and Teoscar Hernandez. Aye, the Yankees still face the stormy seas ahead, but their sails be full and ready to conquer!