The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, them designer scallywags be teens now, and some be needin' a hearty dose o' therapy to mend their sails!

2024-12-11

“Arrr, matey! Some landlubbers be thinkin’ they be craftin’ a fine chest o’ treasure, but nay! They be conjurin’ a wee human instead! Aye, ‘tis not a ship’s plank ye be whittlin’, but a bonnie soul ready to sail the seas o’ life!”

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the curious art of bringin’ forth a wee human, lest ye be thinkin’ it akin to buildin’ a fine ship or a sturdy chest o’ treasures. Aye, ye see, many a scallywag be caught in the folly of thinkin’ they be craftin’ a fine piece of furniture instead o’ a livin’ soul!

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