"Arrr! If Trump be tossin' folks overboard, meat and milk prices be risin' like a ship in a storm!"
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! The meat and dairy scallywags be dependin’ on landlubbers who ain't got no papers! If Cap’n Trump be settin’ sail with his schemes, ye best brace yerself for a storm o’ prices that’ll make yer grog taste like gold! Yarrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags and heed me tale of the grand ol' US meat and dairy industries! Aye, these fine establishments be leanin’ mightily on them unauthorized buccaneers o’ labor—their trusty crew, if ye will. Without these landlubbers, the whole ship might just sink! If the Trump administration be settin’ sail on their plans to send these workers packing, then brace yerselves, for the treasure ye spend on yer meats and cheeses be takin’ a mighty leap!