Arrr, matey! Daniel Penny's freedom be showin’ the jolly hypocrisy o' the sea—white scallywags get a free pass!
2024-12-11
Arrr, on the mornin' of Monday, young Daniel Penny, a scallywag of 26 summers, be free as a gull! He choked poor Jordan Neely, a landlubber with troubles, thinkin’ he be defendin’ himself on a subway ship. A fine mess, aye, but justice be a fickle sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye the tale of a scallywag named Daniel Penny, a lad o' 26 summers, who faced the wrath o' the law after a ruckus aboard the iron serpent known as the subway! On a fateful day, the first o' May in the year 2023, he found himself in a squabble with the unfortunate Jordan Neely, a man adrift on the sea o' misfortune, plagued by demons in his noggin.Penny, a salty Marine veteran, claimed he be defendin' himself when Neely, who had not a weapon but words sharper than a cutlass, had been squawkin' threats to the good folk aboard. With a grip tighter than a barnacle on a hull, Penny choked the poor chap for near six long minutes until Neely’s spirit departed for Davy Jones’ locker.
Now, after much hullabaloo, the court found Penny not guilty, settin’ him free like a fish in the briny deep. The whole affair be a ruckus fit for the taverns, leavin’ many a sailor wonderin’ if justice be served or if it be but a mirage upon the horizon. So raise yer tankards and toast to the strange tides of fate, for they be as unpredictable as a stormy sea!