"Avast, mateys! Let’s hoist the sails for fair winds and bring justice to ol' Daniel Penny, savvy?"
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! Daniel Penny's dark storm be past! After five days of jury jabberin’, the scallywags deemed him innocent o' foul play in the death of that landlubber, Jordan Neely. The good Marine sailed free, whilst the district attorney flailed like a fish outta water! Avast, what a tale!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the murky depths of Manhattan’s court! The saga of one Daniel Penny, a brave Marine, hath reached its end, and lo! The verdict be a resounding "not guilty!" Aye, after five long days of deliberatin’ by a jury that be as sharp as a cutlass, they deemed our seafarin' hero innocent o’ homicide, much to the chagrin of the local landlubber district attorney, Alvin Bragg, who be huntin’ him like a hungry shark.
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