Arrr! Murdoch be sinkin' his ship tryin' to swab the deck in a real-life 'Succession' scuffle! Har har!
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! The ol' sea dog Rupert Murdoch, at 93 years, tried to hand over his treasure to his eldest lad, but a landlubber court be sayin', “Nay!” Now, his scallywag offspring be squabblin' over the loot of News Corp and Fox News like a crew o’ pirates over a chest o’ gold!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of high seas treachery and familial squabbles fit for a right jolly crew! Our tale be about the notorious Rupert Murdoch, a scallywag of 93 summers, who sought to hoist his eldest lad, Lachlan, to the captain's chair of his mighty media fleet, News Corp and Fox News. But alas, the winds of fortune blew against him!In a court of law, like a ship lost in a fog, a Nevada commissioner beheld the storm brewing 'twixt Rupert and his three wily offspring. The old sea dog waved his cutlass, trying to alter a family trust from the year of our Lord 1999, hoping to steer clear of meddlesome hands from his other progeny. Yet the court ruled, saying, “Nay! No treasure for ye, Rupert!”
So there ye have it, a ruckus worthy of a tavern brawl! The battle for the Murdoch treasure chest rages on, with the old captain clinging to the helm, while his brood of buccaneers waits in the shadows, eyeing his loot with greedy glances. Yarr, the spoils of war are ripe for the plunderin’, and only time will tell who sails into the sunset with the captain’s treasure!