Arrr, Rupert's grand scheme to pass the treasure to his lad be sunk like a ship, thanks to family mutiny!
2024-12-11
Arrr, me hearties! Rupert Murdoch be tryin’ to hoist his lad Lachlan as captain o’ the media ship, but a legal storm be brewin’! His other scallywags, James, Prudence, and Elisabeth, called his trickery a "charade." The old sea dog be settin’ sail for appeal!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag known as Rupert Murdoch, a crafty captain of the media seas, seekin' to crown his lad Lachlan as the rightful heir to his treasure trove of newsprint and pixels!But lo and behold, a tempest brews in the courts of the grand ol’ U.S. of A! Three of Rupert's grown-up wee ones, James, Prudence, and Elisabeth, be raisin' a mighty ruckus, battlin' fer their share o' the plunder! A $15 billion courtroom clash fit fer the fiercest pirate saga ye ever did hear!
The commissioner of Nevada, a wily judge, called Rupert’s crafty scheme to amend the family trust a “charade,” as if he were tryin’ to hoist a false flag in a game of high-seas piracy! He deemed it made in 'bad faith,' like a buccaneer betrayin' his crew!
Now, the ancient mariner, aged 93, be not takin' this lightly. He’s plottin’ an appeal, as any true captain would, fightin' to keep his legacy afloat. So hoist the sails and prepare for more swashbucklin’ drama on the horizon! Yarrr, it be a right merry mess indeed!