Arrr, matey! NJ scallywag be demandin' the Defense crew to investigate them pesky flying contraptions, savvy?
2024-12-12
Arrr, me hearties! A New Jersey buccaneer o' the Senate be demandin' the Dread Pirate Defense to hunt down them ghostly flying contraptions! The landlubbers o' the state police be lost at sea! "We know the DOD's got the spyglass," says Sen. Bramnick. Aye, where be the DOD, I ask ye?
Ahoy, me hearties! A fine senator from the land o' New Jersey be makin' quite the ruckus over some peculiar sights in the night sky. Aye, those be not mere seagulls or ghostly galleons; nay, they be drones dartin' about like scallywags on a treasure hunt! Senator Jon Bramnick, that crafty sea dog, be callin’ upon the Department of Defense to hoist the sails and investigate these aerial oddities, for the good ol' state police be as lost as a ship without a compass in these turbulent waters."Let me be clear," he cried, "this be way beyond what our local constables can handle! We know the Department of Defense be havin' the technology to spy on these confounded contraptions!" Aye, he struck a chord with the landlubbers, who be growin' more frustrated than a sailor with a barnacle on his backside, yearnin' for answers like gold in a treasure chest.
But alas, the good senator lamented, "The problem be that we don't have the Department of Defense in…” Well, mateys, it seems the winds of mystery be blowin’ fierce, and the skies be filled with questions. So, raise a tankard to our feisty senator, as he rallies the troops to uncover the secrets of the skies! Yarrr!