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"RFK be settin' sail 'gainst Big Pharma, but blow me down, 'tis a tougher sea than it sounds!"

2024-12-12

Arrr, matey! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Trump’s chosen buccaneer to helm the health seas, be spoutin’ fierce against the pill-peddlers! But lo! Pharma, Congress, and the wise judges be havin’ their say too. A right ruckus on the horizon, aye!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag by the name of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a fierce matey steerin' his ship toward the helm of the US Department of Health and Services! Aye, this lad be no friend to the pill-peddlers o' the pharma seas, takin' aim at them with a cannon full o’ criticism!

So, what be the tale here, ye ask? Well, our bold Kennedy be shoutin' from the crow's nest, warnin' against the treacherous waters of big pharma! But lo and behold, he ain't the captain of this vessel alone! The Congress crew and the court buccaneers be havin' their say too, aye, they be clutchin' the wheel and decidin' the course o' this mighty ship!

In the tempestuous storm of politics, it be clear that Kennedy's battle against the pharmaceutical giants be not one fought alone. The winds of Congress and the tides of justice will be blowin’ in unexpected ways! Will this captain steer the ship towards calmer seas or into the jaws of the pharmaceutical leviathan? Only time will tell, me mateys, as we raise our tankards and watch this grand spectacle unfold upon the high seas of health and governance!

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