Arrr! Meta be tossin’ a million doubloons to Trump’s treasure chest, tryin’ to befriend the scallywag! Savvy?
2024-12-12
Arrr! Meta be tossin' a cool million doubloons into the treasure chest o' President Trump’s shindig, savvy? Just two weeks after Cap'n Zuckerberg had a secret parley with the man at Mar-a-Lago! Aye, 'tis a fine twist from the days they cast him overboard from their ship!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land lubbers at Meta! It be said that the scallywags have tossed a treasure chest of a million doubloons into the coffers of President-elect Donald Trump’s inaugural fund, a fact they confirmed to the good folk at CNN.This be no mere happenstance, as just a fortnight past, the Captain of Meta himself, Mark Zuckerberg, did parley with Trump aboard the swanky ship known as Mar-a-Lago. 'Twas the Wall Street Journal that first spied this curious bit o' news, like a crow's nest spyglass searchin' fer a ship on the horizon!
Now, rumor has it that Zuckerberg be settin' his sails for a more prominent role in the shaping of the tech seas under Trump’s rule. But hark! This be a mighty change from four years hence, when Meta cast Trump adrift, bannin' him from their digital waters like a pirate shunned from the finest taverns!
So, me hearties, it seems the winds of fortune be shiftin’, and the alliance of tech giants and political corsairs be as fickle as the tides! Keep yer eyes peeled, for the adventures ahead may be filled with rollickin' surprises!