Arrr! Zuckerberg be tossin' a million doubloons to Trump, even with the threat of a life in Davy Jones' locker!
2024-12-12
Ahoy, mateys! Mark Zuckerberg be tossin’ a cool million doubloons to Trump’s grand shindig, mere moons after the lad threatened to toss him in the brig for eternity! Seems the Facebook captain be mendin’ fences over a feast at Mar-A-Lago. Arrr, what a jolly jest that be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a most curious brew afoot in the waters of politics! It be said that the scallywag Mark Zuckerberg, that cunning captain of Facebook’s grand ship, hath dropped a chest o’ gold—one million doubloons, to be precise—into the coffers of Donald Trump’s jolly inauguration fund, lest ye forget, mere months after the fiery president-elect threatened to toss him in the brig for all eternity!Yarrr, what a treacherous tide it be! This generous offering came just before a secretive feast at Trump’s plush hideaway, Mar-A-Lago—in a sign of a thawing icebergs ‘twixt these two unlikely mates. Aye, it seems the winds of friendship be blowin’ again, albeit with a fair bit o’ squawkin’!
Now, let’s not forget the storm that brewed back in 2021 when Facebook saw fit to lock up Trump’s account for a two-year stretch, following the ruckus on Capitol Hill. Trump, not one to let sleeping dogs lie, hath been chattin’ up a storm about his grievances since then. So, what say ye? Aye, it seems even the fiercest of foes can find common ground on the high seas of politics, or at least enjoy a banquet together! Arrr!