"Arrr, matey! Five colossal blunders o' the FBI under Captain Wray's watch! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas!"
2024-12-12
Arrr mateys! Captain Wray of the FBI ship be settin' sail from his post afore the Trump tide rolls in. After ponderin’ like a barnacle on a ship's hull, he declared, “I’ll chart me course till January, then I be off!” Aye, he be keepin’ the crew on their noble quest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of law and order! Spyglass in hand, we be settin' our sights on none other than the fearless captain of the FBI, Christopher Wray, who hath declared his intention to abandon ship afore the tempest of President-elect Donald Trump’s administration rolls in!With a furrowed brow and a heart full o' ponderin', Wray announced his departure from the good ship Bureau, settin' sail for calmer waters come January, when the new captain takes the wheel. "After weeks of careful thought," he said, "I've decided the right thing for the Bureau is for me to serve until the end of the current Administration in January and then step down." Aye, a noble sentiment, that!
He be wantin' to keep the crew focused on their vital mission, doin’ the indispensable work that keeps the scallywags at bay. So raise a tankard to Wray, who, like a true buccaneer, chooses the right time to jump overboard! May his future voyages be as grand as the treasure he leaves behind!