Arrr, matey! The watchdog be spillin’ the beans: FBI blundered before the ruckus, yet no sneaky spies aboard!
2024-12-12
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the FBI be slackin’ in their spyin’ before the ruckus at the Capitol! A report be sayin’ no undercover mateys were present on that fateful day, bustin' the tall tale that the FBI stirred the pot. Blimey, what a merry mess!
Arrr mateys, lend me yer ears! A raucous report from the Justice Department's inspector general has blowin’ the lid off the ruckus that transpired at the Capitol on that fateful day, January 6, 2021. It seems the FBI, that band o' landlubbers tasked with keepin’ the peace, oughta have been gatherin’ more intelligence than a parrot on a treasure hunt!Ye see, not a single undercover agent from the FBI was found amidst the chaos, and nary an informant was given the green light to join in the shenanigans. This revelation dashes the wild claims of some scallywags in Congress who fancied a conspiracy, arguin’ that the FBI stirred the pot, like a cook with a spoon in a cauldron!
So, while these ruffians raged and rumbled, the FBI was sittin’ on the sidelines, watchin’ the show unfold like a crew missin’ their sails. The report be a fine reminder that even the mightiest of fleets can flounder when they neglect to spy the horizon. So raise a mug of grog, me hearties, and let’s toast to a brighter day when the watchin’ eye be sharper than a cutlass!