"Arrr, the mighty Assad be takin' a tumble! Even the sea be laughin' at his sinking ship!"
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! On the 8th day of December, a band o' rebellious scallywags toppled President Bashar Al-Assad after a mere 11-day siege. Led by the roguish HTS and aided by Turkey, they sailed through Aleppo like a breeze, sendin’ Assad scuttlin’ off to Russian shores! Aye, the family's been plunderin’ Syria for half a century!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to this tale of rebellion and treachery on the high seas of politics! On the 8th day of December, in the year of our Lord 2023, a band o’ raucous rebels set sail to overthrow the tyrant Bashar Al-Assad, after a fierce 11-day offensive that had ‘em dancin’ a jig in victory!Led by the scallywags of the Military Operations Command, a motley crew o’ Syrian opposition groups, with the fearsome Hayat Tahrir al-Sham at the helm, they launched their attack on the 27th of November in the bustling port city of Aleppo. With the wind at their backs and nary a cannon fired against ‘em, they sailed straight to the heart of the capital, Damascus!
As the chaos unfolded like a fine treasure map, Assad, the captain of this ship of state, took to his heels and made a swift escape, findin’ refuge in the arms of Mother Russia! Aye, the Assad dynasty, which had ruled the waves of Syria for over 50 years, was toppled like a ship caught in a storm. So raise yer tankards to the rebel forces, and may their sails be ever filled with the winds of change!