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Avast ye! Nvidia be stirrin' the RTX 5000 hype like a sea shanty, while Witcher 4 teases like a siren! Arrr!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! The trailer fer Witcher 4 be fueled by some mysterious Nvidia GeForce RTX contraption, they be sayin'! I wager me doubloons it be the fabled RTX 5090! Aye, a right treasure of graphics, fit for a scallywag like meself!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidings straight from the treacherous seas of tech! Nvidia, that crafty shipwright of graphics gear, be teasin' a grand reveal at the fabled CES 2025! Rumors be flyin’ like seagulls, hintin’ at the birth of next-gen GPUs, namely the fabled RTX 5090 and its matey, the 5080!

It seems this be the worst-kept secret since a landlubber’s fear of the open sea! The captain of this ship, CEO Jensen Huang, be readyin' to take the stage and unleash these beauties upon the gaming world! With the Witcher 4 trailer spillin' beans about an unannounced Nvidia GPU, we can almost taste the saltiness of anticipation upon the horizon!

Now, as we sail toward the reveal, there be chatter of the RTX 5070, which some say may also join the fray. But beware, savvy folks! There be whispers of a high price and thin VRAM loadouts. Will our treasure chests be emptied once again? Only time will tell as we brace ourselves for the grand unveiling on the 6th of January! So hoist the sails, me crew, and prepare for a storm of graphical greatness!

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