Arrr! Over 20 days adrift, and the Pentagon’s still scratchin’ their noggins 'bout them ghostly NJ drones!
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! Three weeks sailin' 'neath a sky o' ghostly drones in New Jersey, and still no parley 'bout what be afoot! Rep. Jeff Van Drew be thinkin' 'tis an Iranian mothership, but the Pentagon be laughin' like a sea hag! What say ye to that, ye landlubbers?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I’ve got a tale to spin 'bout the curious happenings in the skies o' New Jersey! Aye, fer more than three weeks now, a fleet o’ mysterious drones be flappin' about like a crew o’ ghostly seabirds, causin' quite the stir among the landlubbers below.Now, listen well! One brave soul, Rep. Jeff Van Drew, a fine captain o’ the Republican ship, be suggestin' that these aerial contraptions might be the work of an Iranian "mothership." Blimey! It be soundin' like something straight from the pages of a fanciful sea yarn!
But alas, the mighty Pentagon, guardians of the skies, be shootin' down that wild notion quicker than a cannonball through the hull of a ship! They be sayin’ nay to Van Drew's theory, leavin’ the good folk of Jersey scratchin' their heads like a deckhand with a bad case o' lice.
So here we be, left wonderin’ if these drones be spies, pranksters, or just a bunch o' mischievous sea sprites havin' a jolly good time. One thing be fer certain, the mystery be thick as fog, and the night sky be more entertainin' than a tavern full of singin’ pirates!