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Arrr, Gillibrand be naggin' Biden to tweak the ol' Constitution for equal rights on the high seas o' love!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! Senator Kirsten Gillibrand be rallyin' the Democratic crew to hoist the sails for the Equal Rights Amendment! Aye, she be thinkin' it’ll lure ol’ Captain Biden into a ruckus with the Supreme Court! A right swashbucklin’ showdown, I say!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fierce dame o' politics, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, hailing from the fair shores of New York. This scallywag be leadin' the charge fer the Democrats, set on persuadin' the good Captain Biden to hoist the sails and embrace the Equal Rights Amendment. Aye, ye heard me right! This be a matter of justice that could set the seas ablaze with a raucous Supreme Court battle!

Now, ye might be wonderin’, what be this Equal Rights Amendment? Aye, it’s a call to ensure that all landlubbers, regardless of their breeches or petticoats, be treated equally under the law. Gillibrand, with the fire of a thousand cannons in her belly, be rallyin' the crew to join her cause, hopin' to steer the ship toward fair waters.

But lo, the winds may not be favorable, for the waters of politics be treacherous! A Supreme Court showdown be afoot, and it could be a ruckus like no other! So, raise yer tankards and watch as this political treasure hunt unfolds. Will Captain Biden weigh anchor and join the fray, or will he chart a different course? Only time will tell on this grand adventure! Arrr!

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