Arrr! Microsoft’s filter be a scallywag, claimin’ to guard yer doubloons, but it be lettin' 'em slip like a wet fish!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! Microsoft’s scallywag of a Recall be trippin’ once more, hoistin’ yer doubloons and secret numbers like a blundering landlubber! Avast, keep yer treasure close, or ye may find a rogue pirate pilferin' yer gold! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the infamous Microsoft Recall, a contraption that's got the seas of privacy all a-foam! Aye, this cursed tool be takin' snapshots of yer every move, creatin' a timeline o' yer activities like a scallywag keepin' track of his plunder!But hark! The winds of controversy be blowin' fiercely, for this wicked feature be accused of hoardin' sensitive treasure—ahem, personal data like credit card details and social security numbers! Even with a so-called ‘sensitive information’ filter in place, reports say it barely works, akin to a parrot claimin' it can fly but endin' up like a drunken sailor on the deck!
Just last week, the crew found glitches stoppin' Recall in its tracks, and before that, it was delayed more times than a ship caught in a storm. Now, it's out for public testing, and some brave souls be tryin' to find its weaknesses. Aye, one brave soul discovered that the filter couldn't keep yer secrets safe, catchin' sensitive info like a net snarin' fish!
Microsoft swears they'll patch up this leaky vessel, but I say, why not rely on yer own memory, matey? After all, this ol' sea dog ain't eager to trade his privacy for a fancy feature! So, hoist yer sails and steer clear of this one, if ye value yer personal treasures! Arrr!