Arrr, matey! It seems Carolina, Wake, and Duke be sailin' the seas of neutrality, savvy? A fine jest, indeed!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! A report be sayin’ that more than 6 outta 10 landlubber professors at the universities of UNC, Wake Forest, and Duke be favorin’ a neutral ship! Aye, 66% o’ them think schools should steer clear o’ political squabbles. So, raise the Jolly Roger for neutrality, ye scallywags!
Avast ye landlubbers of academia! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the hallowed halls of the University of North Carolina, Wake Forest, and Duke University! It appears that more than six out of ten learned seafarers—nay, faculty members—be hoisting the flag of institutional neutrality! Aye, a report be tellin’ us that a hearty 66% of sages across the land declare, “Colleges and universities should keep their mouths shut on political squabbles and social hullabaloo!”In the ship of Duke, a whopping 71% of the crew be in favor of this course, while UNC sails at 65% and Wake Forest ain’t far behind at 64%! It seems these wise professors be wishin’ to steer clear of the stormy seas of controversy, preferrin’ calm waters where knowledge can flow like rum on a Friday night!
Yet, beware, me mateys! The winds be changin’, and higher education be facin’ challenges aplenty. As we set our sails for an uncertain horizon, let us chuckle at the thought of professors donning pirate hats, declaring neutrality like it’s the finest treasure! So, hoist the sails of wisdom and let the seas of learning be navigated with mirth and a hearty laugh!