"Arrr! In 2024, the sun be burnin' hotter than a treasure chest on a summer's day, say them clever scallywags!"
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! This year be hotter than a sea serpent’s backside, say the savvy folk o’ the EU! Temperatures be sizzlin’ through 2025 like a ship in a bonfire. Just two weeks past, they struck a measly deal o’ $300 billion to fight the fury, but the poor lads be scoffin’ at it!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer the seas be hotter than a pot o’ boiling gruel! According to the wise sea sages o’ the European Union, this year be settin’ sail to be the warmest since the good ol’ days of record keepin’! Aye, temperatures be risin' so high that ye may find yerself roastin’ like a pig on a spit well into the first months o' 2025, or so they say!Now, just a fortnight ago, a grand confab o’ nations huddled together and struck a deal worth a staggering $300 billion to tackle the tempest of climate change. But hold yer horses! The poorer countries be raisin’ a ruckus, callin’ this treasure chest nothin’ but a pittance, barely enough to fend off the monstrous sea beasts o’ climate disasters ravagin’ their shores.
So, me mateys, as we sail the treacherous waters of this warming world, let us hoist our tankards and toast to the folly of mankind! May we find a way to cool our boots before we all end up as scorched pirate jerky under the merciless sun! Arrr!